Richard III did cast his eye upon the stout yeoman he had available to him as he prepared to go into battle against the hordes from the north. The fields of Hudder, a territory in some disarray, but which did provide a stern test for his army. He did look at them, sighed greatly deep down in his gullet, and let cry an exclamation that was heard across the land: 'A centre-half, a centre-half! My kingdom for a centre-half!' A bearded Germanian put his hand up. 'I can help!', he said, and Richard III did weep softly to himself. Shakespeare, 2019 or thereabouts. Arsenal take on Huddersfield tomorrow with Unai Emery admitting that he's got some work to do, not just on our away record, but to...
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