I can't look at Twitter this morning because everyone seems to be talking about the finale of Game of Thrones. It is absolute trash but having come this far with it I don't want to have the ending spoiled. Who wins? Is it the mad dragon lady? Is it the intense beardy bloke? Perhaps the small alcoholic lad comes out on top? Or is there is a surprise and as the battle reaches its climax we hear some 80s synth music start to fade in, and in flies Falkor from The Never Ending Story having spent years as a cocaine addicted rentboy he's got clean, bulked up in the gym and he's about to take what's his. With Limahl on his back and a pair of aviator shades on he wipes out everyone and declares 'IN...
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