I’m pretty sick of talking about the various ways that Arsenal’s defence / defending (delete as preference dictates) sucks arse. I could happily live out the rest of my days never having to pontificate on Calum Chambers’ athletic profile, Sokratis’ technique, David Luiz’s decision making or why in the name of blue fuck Skhodran Mustafi elects to rage quit on every remotely hairy defensive situation. Because, honestly, with each passing game I feel like Alan fucking Hansen- and not the fresh, sardonic early 1990s version. So as a change of pace, I have decided to write about why Arsenal’s attack is not very good. Feeling re-energised? Excellent, now, in the words of Bill Hicks,...
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