Barren Aaron: He will never sire an heir. Tomiyasu Tiramasu: He brings eastern flair to an Italian desert. Ben Wren: He moonlights as a tiny brown bird : White Knight: Good at chess. Kieran Sheeran: Has grown a mop of red hair and unfortunately is that bloke who takes his acoustic guitar out at parties. Xhaka Tracker: Software to install on your children's phone to know where they are, but every so often it just electrocutes them. Partey Charty: A detailed sheet exhibiting information in tabular form, perhaps based on repeat criteria. Example: This chart illustrates the distance from the net each one his shots landed. The cumulative total right now is *calculates* infinity + 1. Sambi...
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