I had the oddest dream this morning that my office was in the house next door and I had to do some really early morning work. I woke up one of the girls who lives there and she said, quite grumpily, ‘Well, I suppose I'd better go and do the make-up for the team'. I knew this to mean that she was going to do the Arsenal team's make-up before the FA Cup final photo shoot, so she picked up a large tin of white emulsion, a battered old paintbrush and stormed out the door. Then I discovered I was carrying a bag full of baby owls, so I left them there and went back home because owls freak me out. Odd. Thankfully my actual office is an owl free zone, so we can get on with this morning's...
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