After the horrendous 3-1 defeat to Monaco in the Champions League last night, an Arsenal player has fulfilled their media duties by saying something. Speaking to the press, and directing their words into a microphone while being filmed by a camera, the player attempted to say the right things despite the fact there's no possible way of doing that after a performance and result that terrible. 'If you look at my face you can see I'd rather not be doing this at all,' they said, 'but UEFA's rules mean that somebody has to say something and it might as well be me. 'Let's stand here for a couple of minutes while you ask me blindingly obvious questions, perhaps referencing how disappointing it...
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