One of my recurring dreams is being a DJ and not being able to find the next record to put on. Obviously I'm re-living all the times that nearly happened to me as in my previous career in nightclubs and on the radio. So I felt annoyed in my dream last night when Dara Ó Briain expertly played the same song over and over again at a nightclub he was DJing at (because he and Dennis Bergkamp shared the same birthday?!) and nobody complained. 'How are you getting away with this?!', I asked as he played a 12″ of S'Express for about the 12th time. 'Ah they're all drunk, they never notice', he said. 'What about the ones that don't drink?' 'Then you just spray them in the face with this!', he...
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