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Premier League soothsayers discern from mystic runes that Arsenal will play Liverpool on opening day
Prophets of the Premier League have read in the sacred entrails that Leicester will begin their title defence away at Hull. Back of the Net have the story... Mystics, astrologers, and oracles have announced that they have consulted with the shades of their ancestors, and that the destiny of next season's Premier League has been revealed. Official FA prognosticator Bryan Hemming, also called Bryan the Seer, said: "Hear ye, hear ye! We performed the rituals prescribed by ancient custom, the future was revealed to us. The stars declare that newly promoted Middlesbrough start their Premier League campaign hosting Stoke. "A she-goat was doused in the enchanted stream and slaughtered...
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