by HeadHammerShark @https://twitter.com/@TheHList Published 6 min ago FADE IN: INT: SOME BUILDING, SOMEWHERE NICK FURY is sat in front of a group of assembled superheroes in a secret lair. We can’t see them as they are all in shadow because SHIELD spent their entire budget on FLYING AIRSHIPS and had none left for LIGHTBULBS. NICK FURYI’ve gathered you all here today because I need some new Avengers. The last ones only signed on for three films and don’t want to keep making one of these interminable snoozefests every year. HARRY KANEWhy are you still here then? NICK FURYMuch like Jack Grealish - I make bad decisions and need a new agent. HARRY KANESo which Avenger do I get to be? NICK...
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