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Gone fishing

Happy Interlull Sunday to you. I feel like everyone needs a day off. Even Ferris Bueller got one, and he was an absolute dick. So I'm taking day off. Here are some fresh arses to play with. Till tomorrow. ps – I have not gone fishing. I have never gone fishing in my life. I like the idea of being on a boat at sea on a warm day, bobbing up and down with a beer in my hand but it's just much easier to go to a fishmonger and buy fish than it is to catch them. Plus, I don't want to hurt their mouths. I feel like it'd be more humane to shoot them in the head but I don't have, or want, a gun. pps – I suppose I could whittle some kind of harpoon but again, it's pretty brutal. ppps –...
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