Howdy, hope you all had a good weekend. This week sees the team head off to America where Theo Walcott is going to take over from Donald Trump as Republican candidate for the presidency after its revealed his hair is a wig made from stems cells of orphan puppy Labradors and this will be the step too far for the voting public. Not puppies! Anyway, the US has always needed a president who can run really, really, really fast. And there is a great history of footballers being elected to the White House. Look back down the years and you can see former Arsenal man Jimmy Carter; Ronaldo Reagan; Barack O'Bamayang; Bill Clinton-Morrisson; Richard Dixon; Woodrow ‘Bob' Wilson; Ulysses S...
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